gay-son-of-a-pastor:

shoptiludropdead:

muffinsandmatriarchy:

m00nqueer:

ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)

basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough

SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all 

this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll 

OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART

SO

MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT

Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY.
(And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.)

AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD.
LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts.

Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll.
Pride.

please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring Ken™

gay history

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blackgirlart:

seymonecristina:

jacobmick:

haiku-robot:

someoneintheshadow446:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her

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^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

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staryeyes:

It’s weird to think about death. Their life ended. You have to use words like “used to” or “loved”.

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profeminist:

“BETC Sao Paulo has created an app that counts the number of times a woman is interrupted by a man (or anyone really). Woman Interrupted launched today in celebration of International Women’s Day and is available for download on Apple’s app store.

BETC made a video highlighting some of the app’s key features but also pointing out some of the most prominent instances of men interrupting women. Remember that time Kanye jumped onstage at the VMAs while Taylor Swift was accepting her award? 

The app is pretty easy to use. Users first record their own voices before the app can track conversations and interruptions. It uses your phone’s microphone to pick up and analyze conversations and tracks the number of interruptions by men.

Part of the purpose if the app is to help men realize when they’re jumping into conversations and cutting women off. It also shows women how pervasive the problem is in their own work or social lives.”

Read the full piece here

dopycons:

please, like or reblog if you save ☽

profeminist:

Comic source

#StandWithPP

My post on the 100% hypocrisy of the so-called “Pro Life” movement

livableed:

lost-lil-kitty:

cutelittlewolfpup:

madeoflions:

heavenhillgirl:

Shameless 6x12

I want this tattooed on me

A little louder for those in the back.

This THIS THIS THIS.

This is why people keep quiet about their mental illnesses…and why we need to speak up.

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adaemonie:

kabardina:

leofitzisms:

according to hetero dating law the girl shouldn’t pay for her meal which, logically, means that if two girls go on a date together nobody pays and they get everything for free but the catch is that they have to stand the whole time bc no one can pull out a chair

declan’s 8 year old cousin gabriel has come up with a perfect solution! yes, he admits, it’s true that in order for a date to be sufficiently romantic the man has to pay. when asked how best to preserve the romantic mood if two women go on a date, gabe suggests they simply get the attention of the nearest man and request he pay for their dinner. crowd-funded lesbianism, what a beautiful concept

reblogging this again for the crowd-funded lesbianism tbh

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medemedemed:

I own a studyblr, but…

• I don’t own a bullet journal.
  
• I don’t own 8 types of fineliners or brush pens or rolls of washi tapes.
  
• I don’t have time to spend on making my notes pretty enough to frame.
  
• I’m most often than not a lot less productive that I wish I was.
  
• I procrastinate too much.
  
• I nap way too much.
• I don’t always maintain good habits. 
  
• I have my good days, but I have my share of bad days. 
  
• Sometimes stress takes over me and I break down.
  
• Sometimes the motivation to work is just nowhere to be found.
  
• I’m an average student. 
  
• I don’t work as hard as I’d like to.
  
• I don’t always want or like to study.
• I don’t always follow the advice I give.
• I sometimes feel like a fraud.
• But I wouldn’t change any of these just for the sake of being a better studyblr.
  

All of these things do not make my studyblr lesser than others; they just make me a flawed human being, who happens to be a student who owns a blog.

I own a studyblr, but I won’t let it own me. 

replay-nostalgia:

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